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Santa :   I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta :   Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!         Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!       Santa      :   Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai ! Jasmeet :    Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.                  Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!         Banta :  Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi. Santa :  Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?         Santa meets his friend Bunta Santa :    A ...

   

Let us all make a resolution this year and in order to make life more easy, I am putting forward some resolution, which you may take this year and ensure to stick to it. Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking! I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water. Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing. I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.... I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband). I res...

I WISH YOU ALL VERY VERY HAPPY EID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IIT Kanpur was established by an Act of Parliament in 1959. The institute was started in December 1959 in a room in the Canteen Building of the Harcourt Butler Technological Institute at Agricultural Gardens in Kanpur. In 1963, the Institute moved to its present location, on the historic Grand Trunk Road near the village of Kalyanpur in Kanpur district. During the first ten years of its existence, IIT Kanpur benefited from the Kanpur Indo-American Programme, where a consortium of 9 US universities namely M.I.T , University of California, Berkeley , California Institute of Technology , Princeton University , Carnegie Institute of Technology , University of Michigan , Ohio State University , Case Institute Of Technology and Purdue University helped set up the research laboratories and academic programmes. [1] The first Director of the Institute was Dr. P. K. Kelkar (after whom the Central Library was renamed in 2002). Under the guidance of eminent economist John Kenneth Galbraith ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!