Santa -- Banta -- Back with fresh ones

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Santa :   I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta :   Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!  

     

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

     

Santa      :   Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet :    Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
                 Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

       

Banta :  Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa :  Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
       

Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa :    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta :   Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
       

Santa :    Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta :    Kyoo Ji ?
Santa :   Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

     

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa     :    Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet :   Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa     :     Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet :    Phone Mere Liye Tha!

     

Santa  : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

       

Santa :    Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
             Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta :   Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

     

Santa :    Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta :     Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

       

Banta :   Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa :   Kaise?
Banta :   Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

       

A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!
       

Santa     :   When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet :   I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa     :   How does that help?
Jasmeet :   I use your toothbrush!


                                         

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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