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Santa :   I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta :   Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!         Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!       Santa      :   Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai ! Jasmeet :    Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.                  Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!         Banta :  Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi. Santa :  Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?         Santa meets his friend Bunta Santa :    A ...

   

Let us all make a resolution this year and in order to make life more easy, I am putting forward some resolution, which you may take this year and ensure to stick to it. Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking! I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water. Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing. I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.... I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband). I res...