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punjabi confidence (just for a laugh)

> George Bush was sitting in his office his telephone rang. > > 'Hello, Mr. Bush !' a heavily accented voice said, > 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, > Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially > declaring the war on you !' > > 'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed > important news ! How big is your army ?' > > 'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's > calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my > next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from > the gurudwara. That makes eight' > > Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one > million men in my army > waiting to move on my command.' > > 'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll > have to ring you back !' > > Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. > > 'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm ca